First, he came up with a murder scheme. Fortunately, Buffalo Bill is a prophet so while those Catholics are caught on the toilet when the Rapture hits, he will have found all of his followers the right mountain top to stand on to make it easier on God to take us all away and we will have all had time to have some snacks and pee before it happens. But I was too scared to leave The Family - it was the only world I knew. The rest is under the control of evil lizard men. Hilarious photos capture the most disastrous gym sessions of all time - including a man spied SITTING on the treadmill and another reclining with a book Get fit in 15 minutes: The leaders of the cult who had accompanied me made me draft an affidavit stating that I hadn't been abused as a child.